People question me about being too picky on my dating journey. They seem to think it is easy to be single these days and that I should have my pick of outstanding available men. I have pulled a sample of messages that made me say WHAT THE FUCK?! Bring it or git that shit outta here!
*HI MISS LADY YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR POSITIVE BOUTED BOUTED I'M FROM GA. HERE IN MI. LOOKING FOR YOU SO WHATS UP HIT ME BACK SO I CAN GIVE YOU THOSE DIGITS! SO WE CAN GET WITH IT!
*Mzjj,
I'll stop (contacting you) only if you want me to. Other than that, what's wrong w/ giving ya boy a holla...I mean I'm new to this internet thang, & I see something I like & I'm on the prowl grrrr...lol! so drop me a msg, let me know how ya feel & we can go from there...Peace
Ty
* hey love im 5'11 brown skin wavey hair hazel green eyes plus im black cuban and jamaican and i grad from U of I and this is my 3rd year of med-school and im a Q omega 4 life lol.. but i have 5 brothers and 6 sisters and no kids plus my own house but on the real im just looking 4 a women i can grow with and spill my heart to and vice vearsa so u feeling me like im digging u holla back love
*Amazing nubian goddess...wow...beautiful smile too...;)
*U R Breathtaking...
would u like to see Mariah carey on 1-25-10 7:30pm at the Fox theatre-$100
$100.00 seats
*hello sweetheart i just want 2 know if i give you me number will
you call just looken 4 a good friend ?
* Hey there how are you? I was just wondering if i could ask you a question
i was just wondering if you would ever let a man pamper your feet?
*Well sweetie, That is a picture of me... I do have a picture of my face on another page... however I don't want family members, co-workers, friends, church members etc.... stumbling upon my page and finding out abot my health issues and the fact that my dick doesn't work... By the way, you might want to be a little less shallow, then perhaps a REAL man will take you seriously. That might be helpful in your future correspondence as it relates to kissing frogs trying to find a prince.. Just thought you should know
Take care,
Brian
*Just got an email from a 53 year old saying…with those breasts, can I be your next 10 babies.
I responded, That is no way for an old man to talk to this lady – Good day!
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